Why to disconnect time machines before tinkering.

Sound advise I do believe.
You agree?
Oh yeah.

When pig fall

But it's not!
Not what?
Falling.
So? It soon will be.
Oh, but you do not know that for sure.
no... but I'm pretty certain.
Completely?
No, but close enough.
Aha! but close enough is not completely, and that means that it might might not fall on it face in the next panel!
Er, maybe?
Confused yet?
Not that I'd admit.
Drat.

Why dragon are considered a pest

You forgot the wings.
There are any many kinds of dragons, and not all have wings. This one does, but they just happen fold up invisibly against his sides.
How? They're great big bits of leather! How do they disappear like that? I'm sorry but I just think your too lazy to draw them.
'GRoWL, RoaR, GRrR,'
There you are straight from the dragons mouth. Elea says he uses magic.
Well if he says so.
'GrRr, RoaW, SNarL'
I am not lazy!
Hehehe..
HeHEHe...

Rift

You are on another M.M.O.R.P.G.?
Oh yes! this one is really cool! Got a neat story too, the world more or less ending and the only way to save it is to send me (an newly engineered solder) back to the past to change it!
And how long will this one last?
Some time i think, I'm really enjoying it!
Wonderful. Guess you will be talking endlessly for the next for days.
Yep!
Oh joy.

Paint bombs

Hmm.
What?
Nothing, just thinking of all the stuff i could do with a paint bomb the size of a house.
....look out mankind.

Ring, Ring.

You do like mixing stuff in test tubes don't you?
Yep!

Gaming and explosions

Call of duty or a shoot em up yes?
Nope, Need for Speed.
...Helicopters dropping explosives?
Nope.
....the chase brakers?
No.
What the heck is exploding in NFS then!
Oh I am sorry, did I give the impression that it was something in the game that was exploding? What a silly girl I am!
Oh har, har.

Somethings just aren't ment to mix

First comic!
So?
Well, it is a first, and I'm quiet proud of it.
In that case stop waffling on and let me read it.
I am not waffling.
Are too.